INNews 1 Minute Podcast International Network News

All the current news for America in 1940s speak & quality for you boxride in the borough!

Today!

- It's that voodoo only Mississippi can do do!
- Dial 'D' for Dead French Guy!
- Secret to weight loss revealed; don't eat food!

All the current news for America in 1940s speak & quality to put the kale in your pocket!

Today!
- Salvation Army becomes latest victim of the deadly drug marijuana!
- Crazy Ivan goes more crazy-er!
- Chinese smog is the cure for the capitalist blues!

All the current news for America in 1940s speak & quality to make your biscuit boy start cooking pancakes.

Today!
- Southern state braces for potential imminent UFO attack
- Shocking news story! A Florida woman lies to gain favor with a
man!
- Chevron answers the question "Does anyone smell gas?" with a
resounding "No."

All the current news for America in 1940s speak & quality to make your biscuit boy start cooking pancakes.

Today! - Loving Lardo loses large for lady love!
- "The internet is a fad"
screams the quickly dying
paper lobby.
- A New Zealand man does a
startlingly realistic
balloon impression.

All the current news for America in 1940s speak & quality that would make a roundheel spare a pumper!

Today! - A South Carolina woman is arrested for never letting go of
Jennifer Lopez
- The Navy announces
ship-mounted laser beams.
Are rocket men far
behind?
- Is America ready to say "I still love my gun?"

All the current news for America in 1940s speak & quality that would make a bangtail spin circles.

Today! - Crisis: America cries that hospitals are a pain in the neck!
- Seattle students give Ivan a run for his money in
to race to space!
- Ellen Page sort of, but not really shocks the world!